Saturday, February 23, 2008

True story


I had been dating a girl in high school for a few months when I learned that one of her favorite actors was Steve Guttenberg. Ironically, she didn't like Police Academy movies. But the reason this has stuck with me was that she had a huge crush on him. And then I started thinking that if she thought Steve Guttenberg was hot, and she found me attractive, did that mean I was a poor man's Steve Guttenberg? Was that a step up from being a poor man's Bobcat Goldthwait?

Anyways, I was thinking about that this morning when I heard Guttenberg was going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which sounds more like a parody of reality TV than an actual announcement about reality TV.

2 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Guttenberg did "Diner" in 1982 and it's all been downhill since.

Here's to a Guttenberg comeback.

slappy said...

What about Short Circuit?