Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Super Letdown Tuesday

In case you missed it, here's a summary of the Super Tuesday primary results:

McCain ripped some shit up, but Huckabee won a bunch of Southern states. McCain is looking like the nominee, and Huckabee might be trying to get the VP nod. Here comes the Huckicane! He also might just be trying to score a gig playing bass at the convention. Either way.

Clinton and Obama saw their shadows, which means three more months of campaigning. I'm not sure who won yesterday. Because the Democratic Party believes in proportional representation (so that none of the candidates feel bad about themselves for coming in second), most of the delegate counts look like 31-30. Many states have been "won" by a candidate who got the exact same number of delegates as #2. The whole primary season for the Dems has been a giant circle jerk with attack ads.

7 comments:

Tits McGee said...

And what's so wrong with a circle jerk, I ask you?

slappy said...

It would be hard to tell when Hillary was done?

Ɯbermilf said...

Was that really necessary, Slappy?

slappy said...

Hey, Tits started it...

Tits McGee said...

She might be a squirter.

I think Übie might hate me now.

slappy said...

But the rest of us love you forever.

Carl Spackler said...

ANYONE BUT HILLARY.

i think there is a good chance of seeing a McCain/Huckabee ticket. Huckabee will bring in the southern voters which would be a major boost for McCain.

finally, if you haven't done so already i highly suggest you watch the movie The Hurricane. it features denzel washington in what is probably is best role ever. its a true story about Ruben "Hurricane" Carter who was an up and coming boxer but spent 20 plus years in jail for a crime he didn't commit. as a matter of fact, the the bob dylan song "Hurricane" was written about him. it really is a wonderful movie.