Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Dungeons and Dragons

I spent 4 hours trying to figure out how to make my bard character. It's fucking complicated. Every little decision has repercussions, and as a complete novice, it's hard to remember all those little exceptions. In short, it sucks my balls.

Also, the Kids in the hall show that we went to recently was fucking awesome. If I understood the premise of the head crusher sketch, it was the retiring of the character (he crushed his own head into oblivion). Rest in piece headcrusher.

Also, later this week I'll give you the story about how I creeped out Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald, both of the aforementioned Kids in the hall. It was the single greatest moment of my life.

Anyway, back to my nerdy self-loathing... I mean creating my bard.


slappy said...

I never really understood the whole bard thing in D&D. Bobby - your warrior lunges at the dragon with a double-headed axe. Fred - your mage casts a fireball at its head. Steve - your bard sings a little ballad.

But I do bet your D&D character will get all kinds of hot lady D&D characters.

Kat said...

Look at him and his bard making. I don't even know what a bard is. I crrrush his puny skull. Crush it. Crush. Crush. Crush.

B.E. Earl said...

You are going to want to make sure you have high scores in pretty much all the categories. And a half-elf makes a good bard, but I understand gnomes are the latest craze. Oh, and be sure to pick a neutral, um, er...

Fuck! I hate myself.

PS - Kevin McDonald is my favorite Kid. Nothing funnier than Kevin McDonald. No sir.

miss kendra said...

i am so excited to hear about you creeping out celebs.

seriously. i wish i could have been there.

Tits McGee said...

I am going to go rub one out thinking about you playing D&D and creeping out Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald.

Seriously. You just make my nerdy little heart explode.

amera hearts said...

i literally said the f swear word out loud. i cannot believe you are d&d'ing. after all the confrontations i have blogged about with d&d players?


there is a funny daniel tosh skit that i could mold to this situation, but i won't. but it did involve vahina's