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- Gladiator: Toa
- Cousin of "The Rock" (really actually)
- Has a fake tan
- Secret skill: Great taste in eyeliner
- Gladiator: Wolf
- Originally a homeless man; gets paid in sandwiches
- Uses Pantene Pro-v
- Secret skill: Being wrinkly
- Gladiator: Titan
- Has fake breasts
- Looks really gay
- Secret skill: Lactating
9 comments:
What about Helga?
Isn't it Hellga?
The extra L is how you know she's X-treme.
What about Bob?
Isn't that Wolf guy really Ben Stiller from Dodgeball?
With a blond wig.
i love that they brought this show back.
love it.
when i was little i used to play american gladiators with my friends and my name was "GLITTER!"
i haven't changed a bit.
Does this one have the Giant Hamster Ball Fight? Sorry, I meant to say Atlassphere.
how far are you from Cupertino?
I haven't seen the new American Gladiators, but I hear that Hulk Hogan, as one of the announcers, brings the thunder, brother.
That's what I hear.
Titan makes me want to suckle.
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