Monday, January 21, 2008

Little known facts about American Gladiators

  • Gladiator: Toa
    • Cousin of "The Rock" (really actually)
    • Has a fake tan
    • Secret skill: Great taste in eyeliner

  • Gladiator: Wolf
    • Originally a homeless man; gets paid in sandwiches
    • Uses Pantene Pro-v
    • Secret skill: Being wrinkly

  • Gladiator: Titan
    • Has fake breasts
    • Looks really gay
    • Secret skill: Lactating


Übermilf said...

What about Helga?

slappy said...

Isn't it Hellga?

The extra L is how you know she's X-treme.

Kat said...

What about Bob?

B.E. Earl said...

Isn't that Wolf guy really Ben Stiller from Dodgeball?

With a blond wig.

miss kendra said...

i love that they brought this show back.

love it.

when i was little i used to play american gladiators with my friends and my name was "GLITTER!"

i haven't changed a bit.

slappy said...

Does this one have the Giant Hamster Ball Fight? Sorry, I meant to say Atlassphere.

Übermilf said...

how far are you from Cupertino?

B.E. Earl said...

I haven't seen the new American Gladiators, but I hear that Hulk Hogan, as one of the announcers, brings the thunder, brother.

That's what I hear.

Tits McGee said...

Titan makes me want to suckle.