Thursday, January 24, 2008

Fred who?

Fred Thompson dropped out of the race. Now we are left with only the following potential firsts:

* President with lady parts
* President who has trouble hailing a taxi
* President with secret underwear
* President who has joked about being the Manchurian Candidate

Sadly, without Fred Thompson we will have to wait another 4 years at least for the history-making First Lady that looks like the First Granddaughter.


B.E. Earl said...

Mmmm....Jeri Kehn Thompson.

I'd like that on a cracker, please.

Tits McGee said...

Jeri has nothin' on Elizabeth Kucinich.

Nick said...

Elizabeth Kucinich looks like a cheese grater up close.

Kat said...

I'm still asking the first question.

Carl Spackler said...

i think Fred could have had a decent chance had he actually participated in the election process. he should have fired his campaign manager.

i hope he goes back to Law and Order.

slappy said...

Earl: She does appear tasty.

Tits: I prefer redheads to blondes, myself, so I agree.

Nick: You've seen her up close? Are you the one who keeps showing up to Kucinich rallies?

Kat: He's some dude on Law & Order.

Carl: Oh, you think he should have campaigned? Me too. I think the "I kinda want to be president, but I don't really care either way" stump speech was a mistake too.

He should stick to Law & Order. Is he in the one with Ice-T? Because that's the best one by definition.

Lee Ann said...

You are right...she is young!

Ɯbermilf said...

a cheese grater?

slappy said...

a sexy cheese grater?

Tits McGee said...

Sexiest. Cheese grater. Ever.