Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Vitamin C is a total bastard

I fucking hate vitamin c. It's a total bitch. Everybody is all like, "are you getting sick? Have some vitamin C!" And vitamin c starts acting all like hot shit and everything. Just cuz you come in stuff that's tasty like oranges and bell peppers, don't mean shit. Guess what, vitamin c: I'll punch you in the fucking face.

Seriously, there's like rampant vitaminism going on, and it pisses me off! What about niacin or manganese? They deserve respect too! At least people have heard or zinc because of that "a to zinc" slogan. But who even knows what folate is? Everybody knows vitamin c, but I wouldn't know folate if it bit me in the behind!

go to hell vitamin c!

Also, who takes employment advice from a cartoon character?

9 comments:

slappy said...

Sneak preview of a Jiggs post in six months: "Scurvy is a total bastard."

Lee Ann said...

I take a multivitamin so I can give all of them equal billing!
Like your new pic Jiggsy.

Carl Spackler said...

what about those One A Day multivitamins?

i suggest Mega Men which is available at your local GNC and some grocery stores.

miss kendra said...

scurvy. it goes great with my belgian ROFLS.

Scarlet Hip said...

Scurvy rhymes with pervy.

amera hearts said...

all that being said...

i saw this and thought you might find it interesting. does the guy have someone holding his balls in a vice grip?!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAPlmEHo9QQ&eurl=

B.E. Earl said...

I prefer Vitamin D.

And D-cups as well. Wonder if there is a connection?

jamwall said...

I prefer to just take vitamin B2 just to be an asshole.

Tits McGee said...

Let's make out.