Thursday, December 06, 2007

Slappy's Semi-Triumphant Return: Preview

Next week I return to the Bay Area for the first time in a professional capacity. I'll be attending the American Geophysical Union fall meeting in San Francisco, and presenting a poster on Tuesday. The return is only semi-triumphant because due to a 30%/70% mixture of bad luck and my own incompetence, I'm presenting a poster that is really a work in progress. The title may become "Cool Stuff We Will Do Next Year."

It's also going to be a chance to hang out with the Media Empire, which will be recorded in a 1919 film media presentation. I plan on getting that hug I negotiated from Jiggs, for one. We will entertain other requests the readers may want to see, although my contract specifically forbids nudity. Mine or Jiggs's. I'm serious on this one, Jiggs. You better have pants on this time. We don't want a repeat of the Jakarta Incident.


Carl Spackler said...

the thought of the entire jiggs nation together gives me a raging hard on.

Kat said...

I demand a repeat!

Although I know not what I ask for. Jakarta? HUH?

Tits McGee said...

No pants! No pants! No pants!

B.E. Earl said...

American Geophysical Union?

Are you like Pierce Brosnan in "Dante's Peak"?

Because that would be cool.

Ɯbermilf said...

Fire Crotch!

slappy said...

Carl: I like to think of us as the blog-o-sphere equivalent of Spanish Fly.

Kat: I've been informed by legal counsel that all I can divulge of the Jakarta Incident is that it involved a stampede of elephants.

Tits: I'm glad to know that we already have a customer for our future porn spinoff.

Earl: I don't think there's any way in which I'm like Pierce Brosnan, but if I were like Tommy Lee Jones and a volcano was threatening LA, I wouldn't rush over there to help.

Ubie: Were you in Jakarta too?