Sunday, December 30, 2007

My latest money making opportunity

Combine discount airlines with Japanese capsule hotels. I think you could squeeze a lot more people in if they had 7ftx3ftx3ft cubbies that people laid down in. And it would be more comfortable if you could lay down than trying to sit down in those jacked-up seats.

Does anyone know of a good, cheap, safe general anesthetic? If so, we could probably get the height of the capsule down to 2ft. Then you could have people awake in the first class 3ft-high capsules, and knocked out cold in coach.

9 comments:

Carl Spackler said...

i think thats a fucking horrible idea. i'm 6'3 and already kind of closterphobic...how the fuck am i going fly under those conditions?!?!?

slappy said...

Heavily sedated. Actually, there was a typo there, it should be 7ft.

miss kendra said...

i think it's prety fucking genius. i would love to fly under sedation.

but let me suggest 7.5 feet, just in case, as i recently met a gentleman of 7 feet and 1 inch.

RFK said...

Tilt 90 degrees and you have it! http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/25/business/25seats.html?pagewanted=print

amera hearts said...

oh god! this idea is a doozy!

oh and a friend emailed me this, sorry it's a little too late. and sorry i haven't figured out how to link in comments yet.

http://members.shaw.ca/cybernana/html/funpage/hippoxmas/hippoxmas.html

B.E. Earl said...

I got real excited when I thought the title of the post read "My latest monkey making opportunity".

Because we all need more monkeys.

slappy said...

Kendra: No. Anyone taller than 7' has to have his head sticking out slightly into the aisle. The flight attendants can then come by and put cookies in his mouth.

RFK: I've been on roller coasters like that and I think that it would be uncomfortable on the junk.

Amera: That was... awesome.

Earl: Only god can make a monkey.

Or a boy monkey and a girl monkey, some flowers, some wine, and a little Al Green on the stereo.

Ɯbermilf said...

b.e. earl must be drinking what I'm drinking, because I read the same thing.

cheers.

B.E. Earl said...

I'm in love. Or lust. Whatever.