Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Are you addicted to LOL?

Too many people these days are addicted to LOL. Whether you obsessively read icanhascheezeburger.com or riddle your real-life speech with internet slang, you have a problem. And now jiggscasey.com has the solution:

LOLLERS Anonymous: A Four-step Program
  1. Admit that you are powerless over the loudness of your laughter and that the loudness of your laughter is unmanageable
  2. Reveal to God, yourself and another human being the exact loudness of your laughter
  3. Make direct amends to all those people towards whom you laughed too loudly
  4. Having realized the error of the loudness of your laughter, carry the LOLLERS Anonymous message to others that laugh out loud

9 comments:

Carl Spackler said...

i for one try to limit my use of LOL to only special occassions. however, as you mentioned, there are people who abuse it. i say we cut their respective cocks off and shove it in their mouth.

not a sermon,
just a suggestion

TastyMcJ said...

it's icanhascheezburger not icanhascheezeburger.

jeez.

TastyMcJ said...

LOLZ

Scarlet Hip said...

There are people who actually say "LOL" in conversation. No, it's true. Hopefully they will be beaten to death with large frozen objects as their punishment.

Word verification: pcfkebab

Carl Spackler said...

i also hate when you hear someone say "we can discuss that offline".

i heard a manager say that recently and i wanted to strangle her.

miss kendra said...

what about lollercausts? or lollerskates?

or BELGIAN ROFLS???

jamwall said...

I LOL so loud people think I'm being murdered.

B.E. Earl said...

I generally save my LOL-ing for when somebody trips and falls. That shit is funny, yo!

amera hearts said...

riding home on the trax i always hear people spell out omg, lol, and wtf. it's ridiculous.

ps. word verf: bighanz