Monday, November 05, 2007

You think you're clever, don't you?

Last night I did what I always do on Sunday nights: I sat around and ate cheetos while listening to Hall and Oates. Then I cried myself to sleep.

But on this particular Sunday night, I became so enraged with Steven Spielberg, I decided to change his first name to "Thieven". As I uttered his new name, I accidentally said, "Thieven Stealberg". This convinced me that I was the funniest person ever, and I laughed about it for 15 minutes or so.

Then I rushed to the computer to post it on the blog. But before I proclaimed my greatness, I checked to see if anyone else had ever thought of the name, "Thieven Stealberg" and google dashed my hopes again.

Fuck you rapper formerly known as "Thieven Stealberg"! and fuck you google too!


Spinning Girl said...

Don't fear the reaper!!!

slappy said...

Well, at least you rank #3 on the list.

Ɯbermilf said...

Normally Cheetos make people happy.

Did you accidentally buy the "Flamin' Hot" cheetos? That might explain your anger.

Carl Spackler said...

did you remember to turn your cock back?

B.E. Earl said...

What did Speilberg ever do to you?

Kat said...

It's ok. I still think of you as very fucking funny.

oh and funny story about what carl said. My girlfriend's son couldn't say clock when he was 3 because of the L. So one day, waiting in line he pointed at the man behind them who had is hands crossed in front of him and wearing a watch and said
"look mommy, a cock."

Lee Ann said...

Have you tried the new cream cheese and chives wheat thins Jiggsy?
I think they are a little more soothing than Cheetos. However, the way they crunch or melt (depending on if you get the crunchy or the puffed) can be comforting and yield a good cry.

amera hearts said...

ah ha carl!

and jiggsy, everyone knows rappers don't amount to anything so just side swipe him and be #1!

and i would have laughed too because, well, it was funny!