Sunday, November 04, 2007

Weekend hunchback

I've got this bad cramp behind my right shoulderblade. It's more or less turned me into Quasimodo. I'm popping Aleve like they were blue-flavored Pez, but I'm still hunched over. So nothing terribly interesting happening on my end, I'm just trying to stretch it out and looking into employment opportunities for hunchbacks. Lab assistant seems right up my alley, but I'm also interested in working the carillon.

In the meantime, Keanu Reeves fans can check out a review his nuclear physicist masterpiece.


jamwall said...

You've collapsed into a pathetic flustered pill popping mode.


B.E. Earl said...

If it was the early part of the last century, you could get a job as a baseball mascot/good luck charm.

They loved hunchbacks back then for some reason.