Wednesday, November 28, 2007

So this hilarious thing happened yesterday...

I confronted someone who had broken into my house. In fact, I had a conversation with him. He was an Italian guy. His name was Marco, and I found him rooting through my housemate's covers.

I asked Marco how he got in, and he said he had come in through the back door and was looking for his cell phone. He said he was friends with Gabriel. When I explained that no one lived in the house by the name of Gabriel, he was concerned... Concerned that he had made a mistake.

However, I was also concerned... Concerned that he might try to beat me up and or steal from me, so I indulged his request for water and let him exit back out the back door.

When I told the policeman about Marco, and the fact that he didn't take anything, we both agreed that Marco wasn't a thief. However, there is one thing of which we were both certain: Marco is a huge dumbass.

What is Italian for dumbass, anyway?

10 comments:

Joel Klebanoff said...

I'm betting that he had been abducted by aliens and then deposited into the wrong house by mistake when they were done with him. It's easy to believe ... strange planet ... all those streets look the same to them ... a couple of wrong turns, maybe a few passes through neighboring solar systems while probing Marco and performing experiments on him, and the aliens get confused. It could happen.

Kat said...

dumbassino

Carl Spackler said...

you should have asked him if he was there for the gang bang.

miss kendra said...

hahahaha that's awesome. you should have filmed a jiggscast with him.

Lee Ann said...

I was going to say...rooting through my housemate's covers.
hmmm....I thought your housemate is a guy.
Even if your housemate is a girl, that would have absolutely freaked me out.

TastyMcJ said...

It did freak b-town out.

I was also freaked out, but I don't think he ever went in my room.

All I can say is Marco's lucky he wasn't in Texas, or else he'd've got his dumb ass shot.

TastyMcJ said...

also: (the ads on this page are totally NSFW, so be forewarned...) Swearasaurus Has some italian insults... found dumbass in one of the dialects, at least.

Ɯbermilf said...

It's dupayash in Polish. Wait, that's assHOLE, not dumb ass.

Scarlet Hip said...

In Australia, rooting means something completely different. I'm just pleased that you weren't violated.

amera hearts said...

what the? is this true? if i thought someone was in my house that was not supossed to be there, i would bring a knife or a bat with me when i confronted them!