Thursday, November 01, 2007

So much for decency

I came into the office this morning ready to put up a nice, clean post. One not related to genitalia or bodily fluids in any way. Then I saw in my inbox a spam from "Cash Naughty." I think it was for a stock guaranteed to triple in value by noon today. So while I was logging onto Ameritrade and buying up millions of shares at $0.000001 a share, it occurred to me that Cash Naughty has got to be in the Top 5 of male porn star names. And as we all know, Jiggs has been contemplating a career in adult entertainment for years - the only thing stopping him is a good stage name. Well, Jiggs, here it is. You are welcome, sir. In fact, I'll even help you out with your first movie title. I'm thinking Tango and Cash and a Busload of Cheerleaders.

Speaking of movies, here's one from the American Film Institute's Top 100 Movies starring Patrick Swayze: Road House.


Nick said...

I always thought Rod Serling was a good porno name.

Carl Spackler said...

Road House is a timeless classic. a MUST in any dvd collection.

swayze's "Dalton" character is such a bad ass. i also like when he bangs that hot blond in the barn.

Tits McGee said...

I have a ticket to go see John Doe perform in a week or so. I'm going to bring my Roadhouse DVD and ask him to autograph it.

Also, Cash Naughty = genius.

Übermilf said...

One of our local newscasters is named Dick Johnson.

I saw him in person once and he had curiously wide hips and a big, flat ass.

slappy said...

Nick: Rod is such a great porn name. Rod Bonington.

Carl: Right next to Breaker! Breaker!

Tits: I would go with the DVD instead of your cleavage. Autographed cleavage sounds like a great idea, but eventually it gets all smeared and nasty. Not that I'm thinking about autographing your cleavage. Ahem. Where were we?

Ubie: He was built like a banjo? Awesome. Dick "Banjo Ass" Johnson.

B.E. Earl said...

Road House rocks!

I love the cameos. John Doe, Terry Funk (the wrestler) and Keith David as the bartender. Awesome!

But my favorite is Tito Larriva (from the band Tito and Tarantula) fronting the 80's band the Cruzados at the first bar that Swayze worked at. Larriva is a favorite of Robert Rodriguez. Fairly substantial role in Desperado and he and his band were the house band in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just one more reason to love Road House!