Monday, November 26, 2007

Recovering from Thanksgiving

This year I am giving thanks for escaping my relatives.

They tried their best to trap me with their delicious food, even baiting me with coconut cake! When that didn't work, they dosed me with turkey, hoping that it would make me take a deadly nap! But I outwitted them, drinking ten red bulls before I ate a single piece of turkey. Talk about a dine and dash!

And then they went after my free time, forcing me to watch endless hours of football. And it wasn't just college football... I was forced to watch professional football! It was horrible! Horrible!

You'll get your chance next year family, but as God as my witness, you'll never take me alive! NEVER!

8 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

You can't stuff a live kitten in a turkey! It soaks up all the bacteria.

Carl Spackler said...

i heart coconut cake. it ranks right up at the top of the list with pecan pie.

Kat said...

10 redbulls + big dinner = big problem about an hour later.

TastyMcJ said...

I can has stuffings?

Scarlet Hip said...

Kitty!

B.E. Earl said...

Why would anyone not want to nap after Thanksgiving dinner.

Red bull is evil.

jamwall said...

I O.D.'d on the tryptophan.

amera hearts said...

i think i agree with ubermilf, but on the other hand i don't like cats so i hope it dies!

crap, that was mean. :(

ps. about the post regarding vampires. i think my next door neighbor might be one. she mentioned she wans't afraid of blood. mentioned this randomly when i passed her in the hall. now i'm scared. could you come over and use your vamp sense to let me know and also to make it seem like i'm, in with the vamp crowd?