Sunday, November 18, 2007

A quick and retarded thought

My girlfiancee and I are headed to Maui and Kauai for a week over Thanksgiving. She wanted to know if she could take knitting needles on the airplane so I checked the TSA website. Turns out you can, but as I scrolled down I saw that "toy transformer robots" are also allowed on the plane. Really? Really, TSA? Are you sure that's safe?

Flight Attendant: Oh no, help us! That dangerous and swarthy man has a Transformer!
Air Marshall: Autobot or Decepticon?
FA: I think it's Starscream.
AM: Bah, Starscream is a little whiny bitch.
FA: No, wait, it's Thrust.
AM: May god have mercy on our souls...


Booty J Patrol said...

Don't even get me started on the TSA rules. Did you know that the liquid restrictions don't apply to prescriptions? Yeah, that's right, to get a whole bunch of liquid on the plane, all you have to do it get a prescription bottle, and then refill it with nitroglycerine or any other substance you want. How lame is that? It's like these rules are only there for show... uh oh, I think I just revealed the big government conspiracy.

slappy said...

Anyone who would like to discuss this with Booty further can visit him at his new home in Guantanamo Bay.

Booty J Patrol said...

Surprisingly, the internet here in gitmo is pretty good, but the food could be better.

TastyMcJ said...

I terrified a TSA agent with my thrust once.

miss kendra said...

tell her it's a better idea to bring bamboo circs instead of straight needles if she has them- especially out of logan.