Saturday, November 10, 2007

Peace in our time

Future-Dr. Jiggs,

First of all, there wasn't enough left of the Lodi City Council to find that we had no liability. Unless you want to count that Floyd seemed happy with our performance. After the incident Floyd was happy with anyone who would give him an ice cream cone.

Second of all, I thought the only shareholders were you, me, and Ted Turner. Stop sucking up to Ted - we'll still hit our quarterly estimate.

15 cents, access to all of your pornographic permutations of midgets and clowns, and a hug.

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