Friday, November 30, 2007

The Newly Found Diary of John Wilkes Booth

In the new flick National Treasure: Book of Secrets, they find a lost page of John Wilkes Booth's diary. Well I have an advanced copy of the flick and I'm going to tell you now exactly what that page says:

Abraham and I spent the best night together last night. He has the most powerful and supple thighs. He even let me try on his stovepipe hat. If I could only fall asleep in his hairy arms every night.

Of course, should Abraham not leave his wife for me.... Well I don't know what I would do... I think I just might shoot him in a theater...


Ɯbermilf said...

Didn't they all sleep in longjohn underwear in those times?

I think that might be fake.

B.E. Earl said...

He was always too suspiciously tall, thin and neat for my tastes.

I heard he used to hide dildos under that hat of his.

Scarlet Hip said...

That truly is a national treasure.

amera hearts said...

oh dang it. for some i had something to say but scarlet hip beat me to it.

Lee Ann said...

Sounds exciting!
Thanks for the spoiler.
Have a great week Jiggsy!