Friday, November 02, 2007

New entry in the jiggscasey.com dictionary

stress·ar·rhe·a
–noun Pathology.
an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations when under stress.

I had a bad case of stressarrhea today. I hate it when I get the shits at work. It's embarrassing. In fact, it puts the "ass" in embarrassing. Thankgoodness it wasn't explosive stressarrhea. That would have been more than I could have handled.

8 comments:

Kat said...

hmmm. i need a word for having to go to the bathroom immediately upon entering a grocery or book store. Any suggestions? I got nothin today.

Tits McGee said...

TMI, my friend.

Carl Spackler said...

do you ever find yourself rocking out to Fergie's "Big Girl's Don't Cry" song?

i'm not ashamed to admit i like it. i even know the words.

B.E. Earl said...

You need a good private restroom to kick out the jams when you've got the trots.

Workplace bathrooms suck ass!

Rod Bonington said...

I had Indianfoodarrhea when I got home today.

Scarlet Hip said...

Some of us are trying to eat here.

Lee Ann said...

Sorry about your intestinal troubles Jiggsy!
Hope your weekend is better!
~xo
LA

jamwall said...

Garden hose, my friend!