Monday, November 19, 2007

I am a vampire!

I have this issue with being awake when it's light outside. I don't care for it. Also, just a moment in sunlight would turn me to dust.

I work at night, and I'm an insomniac to boot. So I stay up all night, and around six in the morning, I get into my coffin and go to sleep.

And then at two in the afternoon, I wake up, pour myself a tall glass of blood and eat my cornflakes like everyone else.

And when forced to run errands during the day, I'm just like every other man and put my cape on one clasp at a time.

Fuck you light lovers!

9 comments:

Übermilf said...

Silly Jiggs! Vampires don't have red hair.

Nick said...

Plus, you smell.

miss kendra said...

what about when you have company? is there room in that coffin for two?

Carl Spackler said...

vampires are gay.

not that there is anything wrong with that.

Nick said...

Why can't Vampires have red hair, Uber-Know-It-All?

Übermilf said...

Have you ever seen one with red hair?

Carl Spackler said...

i just say a 1919 video over at ubermilf's.

is she stealing your stuff?

Kat said...

I wish I never had to sleep.
Until I had a baby and now i wish i could sleep all the time. I just can't find the happy middle.
Where is the happy middle?

Spinning Girl said...

Do you have hairy palms?

No reason.