Wednesday, November 14, 2007

For übermilf

I have been called out by übermilf, and feel like I must defend myself. I realize that no one really knows that most of what I do around here is back end stuff, like keeping the servers running, writing javascript for Slappy's movie review blog, maintaining the History of the Day box over there on the left, and so on; and that's ok. I'm a sysadmin by trade, so I'm used to my work going unnoticed.

übermilf said that if I write one post, no matter how lame, she will take back what she said. So here it is:

A class of first graders is discussing local sports, when their teacher asks, "How many of you are White Sox fans like me?" Wanting to be like their teacher, all of them raise their hands. Except for one little girl. The teacher turns to her and says, "Who is your favorite team?"

"I'm a proud Chicago Cubs fan!"

A little angry, she asks, "Why are you a Cubs fan?"

The little girl says, "Well, my Mom is a Cubs fan, my Dad is a Cubs fan, my brother is a Cubs fan, so that makes me a Cubs fan!"

Now quite livid, the teacher says, "What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

The girl thinks for a second, smiles, and says, "A White Sox fan?"

ps. I hope you live near Wrigleyville. If you don't, just switch the team names, the joke still works.


Carl Spackler said...

my dearest booty,

i for one am glad you are part of jiggs-nation. as i mentioned in the previous post, i feel that Ubie should be banned from this blog. her negative attitude is tearing us apart.

ps- how does one get the two dots over the u in ubermilf?

ps- geyserhole!

Carl Spackler said...

if booty gets booted can i take his place?

Übermilf said...

Booty is booooootiful.

I love Booty. That by no means lessons my love for Slappy.

Carl, Carl, Carl... I must decide what to do with you.

Mace said...

We used to tell this joke about Niners and Raiders fans. Except that the last line had 'criminals' instead of 'morons.' Yes, us West Bay people (I think I just made up that term) are SNOBS. YAY!

Booty J Patrol said...

carl: übie was just teasing me, it's all in good fun. besides, we wouldn't want to ban 1/4 of our readership. to get the dots over the u, I just copy and paste.

carl: don't worry, I've secured by place on the blog by owning the domain and being the only one who has the password for the domain account. :)

übermilf: yea! you like me again.

mace: yeah, I'm pretty sure most West Bay people say the live "on the peninsula"

slappy said...

I am glad that Booty and I don't have to compete for Ubie's love.

Booty, you did a good job of writing a post with no insight (which would put you on probation at this blog), but I can't find the penis joke. All blog posts without a penis joke must fill out a Form 94 waiver.

Booty J Patrol said...

Slappy, I sent the waiver form through the interoffice mail. You should get it early January.