Monday, October 15, 2007

Today's Dumb Joke

Q: What do you call an accountant that always gets in your way when you're trying to score with the ladies?

A: H&R CockBlock! Booyah!

So I'm on this really weird coconut kick right now. All I want to eat is almond joys and Hostess snowballs, and I am making these midnight emergency coconut runs to the convenience store.

I think my coconut urges are a byproduct of my repressed desire to run away to a deserted island where I have no responsibilities. I could spend all day running around naked on the beach and applying sunscreen to my junk.

10 comments:

jamwall said...

I never go out in public without a coppertone schlong.

slappy said...

You know me, I'm a simple man. I'll always take Jim J Bullock for the cockblock.

Carl Spackler said...

those Hostess Snowballs are damn good.

Slappy,
what the hell happened to the Gay Bears?

i can't fucking believe some shit hole school like south florida is #2 in the BCS.

slappy said...

Carl, look at the early Sunday post. Redshirt freshman backup QB + talent - experience = exciting comeback attempt + losing goddamned mind with 19 seconds left.

The Hanged Man said...

Jamwall's still bangin' the shit out of that cowbell ...

SPackler - this would be a great year for you to actually WIN your college football pool.

Jiggs - You still got that money you owe my boy McDougal.

Ɯbermilf said...

Two things: my mom craved coconut when she was pregnant with Double Post, but not any of the rest of us.

Also:

there are orange snowballs in stores for Halloween now.

Also:

I think you need a kiss.

slappy said...

Jiggs doesn't need a kiss. He needs to get laid.

Or maybe just a long cuddle while watching Breakfast at Tiffany's.

jiggs said...

jamwall: I have "coppertone schlong" on vinyl. I think it's Rush's best album.

slappy: Jim J Bullock wouldn't cockblock me since we're into different genders.

carl: if only a creepy sex move wasn't called a snowball.

the hanged man: I'm fairly certain that the can of low fat pringles that I sent him covered any outstanding debts.

uebermilf: but that means... I'm pregnant with double post! But seriously, I do need a kiss. And the only snowballs I can find are the orange halloween ones. that's ok because I feel slightly less gay eating an orange one.

slappy: unless "breakfast at tiffany's" is a sex move, i'm not interested.

Scarlet Hip said...

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Tits McGee said...

I will now be thinking of your greased-up junk all day.

Well played, sir.