Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Recipe for a third party

In years past the winner-take-all method of US politics has made success impossible for third parties. No more! Now all the disenchanted voters have a simple 3 step process for electing a third party candidate to president in 2008:

1) Raise $30 million for Newt Gingrich's campaign in October.
2) Nominate Hillary Clinton and Newt Gingrich for the Dems and GOP, respectively.
3) Register a third party candidate that has no public history of cannibalism.

If those two are facing off in the general election, I think I could get a ham sandwich 300 electoral votes.

1 comment:

jamwall said...

No way! A pastrami on rye is way more electable!