Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I enjoy makeover shows

Don't get me wrong. I am a red-blooded American male that likes sex with women as much as the next guy. I like action movies, watching sports, and peeing while standing. I fart and belch loudly, chew with my mouth open and am apathetic about my partner's sexual satisfaction just like every other real man.

In short, I'm a man's man and a guy's guy. I'm as masculine as they come.

I also like makeover shows, even if that makes me a little light in the proverbial loafers. It's quite satisfying to see someone that was once uncomfortable with their appearance gain a new sense of confidence with a change in wardrobe and a new haircut. In the jiggscasey.com household, we watch the reality show Beauty and the Geek and they had their makeover show last night. Even dudes that I thought would always look out of place looked much better with attractive clothes that fit them and better haircuts.

Now you might say that makeover shows promote shallow ideals of beauty over substance, and that's true, but at the same time, wouldn't life be nicer if everyone was a little prettier?

7 comments:

jamwall said...

Its time to shed that average haircut for another mullet.

Ɯbermilf said...

You couldn't possibly be any prettier.

Carl Spackler said...

you make a great point with your prettier statement. also, you are not alone. i'm a guy's guy as much as the next guy and one time i watched that Extreme Homemakeover show...i started to tear up at the end when the family saw their new home. sad but true.

Nick said...

You're gay.

(Also - KU is ranked higher than USC.)

miss kendra said...

makeover shows complete me.

Kat said...

You make me over.

Tits McGee said...

Seriously? That is why I love being a hairstylist. I derive a terrific amount of pleasure in helping people look their best. Makeover shows rock.

However, I refuse to believe you are apathetic about your partner's sexual satisfaction.