Wednesday, October 31, 2007

He got shampoo in her eyes...

A gal pal was telling me about a rude boy that she was with that got some of his rude boy stuff in her eye. Apparently, it stings your eyes like shampoo.

I told her that she needed to stop using Pantene Pro Spooge.

Considering this odd connection between shampoo and spunk, it seems only fitting that there's a shampoo company called, "Johnson and Johnson". Talk about a double-team!

10 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

Rather than switch shampoos, she should switch boyfriends.

Nick said...

I agree with Ubie.

Don't ever let anyone ejaculate in your eye. That's my motto.

slappy said...

Any Health&Safety technician will tell you that proper eye protection (with side shields) should be used during oral sex.

B.E. Earl said...

Those gals in the porno flicks don't seem to mind all that much.

Then again, they are a giving bunch.

Carl Spackler said...

i would think a girl would rather have it in her eye then her hair.

miss kendra said...

eyes and hair should be no fly zones.

Scarlet Hip said...

You said spooge.

ehehe

amera hearts said...

i'm sorry but if someone mentioned that to me i would blush. wow!

i agree with ubermilf on this one too!

Kat said...

Good thing they don't taste the same. Besides, not as effective for parents trying to punish potty mouthed children, "Now Johnny, go wash your mouth out with spooge."





What am I on this morning?

Tits McGee said...

It doesn't sting that much.

I mean, that's what I hear, anyway.