Monday, October 01, 2007

The Cheesy Beefy Melt

Tasty and I have a running argument about Taco Bell's Cheesy Beefy Melt. He thinks it's tasty and I think it should be re-named "the Diarrhito".

I tried to find a picture of the Diarrhito, but was distracted by all the oddities on the Taco Bell website. There's a lot of weird little flash games including a "write a love letter" applet. I couldn't think of anything better to do at 4AM than to write a love letter to Tasty using their mad-libs-style interface.

I hope this love letter to Tasty warms your heart like the warm beef and cheese in the Diarrhito. Enjoy.

11 comments:

Nick said...

OMG, ur so ghey.

Carl Spackler said...

there is nothing wrong with professing your love for another male.

Übermilf said...

what's got two gray legs and two brown legs?





an elephant with diarrhea.

miss kendra said...

taco bell has never seemed more appealing.

then i read ubie's joke.

i'm over it.

Übermilf said...

that's from UberElder's joke book.

Scarlet Hip said...

That later made me never want to eat a taco again.

TastyMcJ said...

Jiggs didn't even try the damn burrito.

I stand by it's tastiness.

It's almost as good as the chilito was.

but not quite.

TastyMcJ said...

I hate it when i use the wrong its

Scarlet Hip said...

I hate when I write "later" instead of "letter."

jamwall said...

A Taco Bell letter is a huge step in the nonsexual life partner relationship.

Tits McGee said...

Best. Love letter. Ever.