Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A brand new euphemism...

I came up with a new euphemism for a gynecologist. In the future, instead of "gynecologist", try using the phrase, "vaginal moses". It makes total sense when you consider the fact that Moses parted the Red Sea. Now don't make me spell out the "red" part of this analogy.

Additionally, "vaginal Moses" makes me want to parody "personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.

And don't forget the new poll there in the left sidebar. It's about activities you can do that rhyme with a euphemism for having your penis out.

9 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Now I'm going to have that crazy Depeche Mode rhythm in my head every time I see a speculum.

Carl Spackler said...

i'm a big fan of Depeche Mode and that Personal Jesus song.

now that Tasty is back in town are you going to make another 1919 video?

B.E. Earl said...

How about "vaginal Moses" as yet another term for penis? Makes just as much sense as a gyno when talking about parting the red sea.

Then you can update your quiz with:

Compare hoses out with my vaginal Moses out.

Or something wittier. And less gay.

miss kendra said...

i like it.

Lee Ann said...

One of my favorite colors is pink!

slappy said...

There's something to be said for using vaginal Moses as a euphemism for penis instead of gynecologist - it would get much more use as the former.

I only say "gynecologist" once or twice a day, but I say "penis" three to four times an hour.

Kat said...

You're funny.
But earl and slappy make some really solid points here.
There really is a myriad of persons/objects that could be parting the vaginal folds. So maybe it is any thing that is responsible for vaginal spreading could be called a vaginal Moses.

Tits McGee said...

My nightstand drawer contains an army of vaginal Moseses.

amera hearts said...

you make me blush.