Thursday, September 27, 2007

We're great friends with Jeff Garlin

Tasty and I were sitting in a club with Jeff Garlin, who is a friend of Tasty's, and he was telling us this crazy story about this time he ended up in a hotel room with JJ Abrams, Selma Blair, Jeff Goldblum and two hot French models. But Jeff couldn't remember the name of one other famous person in his story, and after describing her Tasty reminded him that her name was Lake Bell. Anyway Jeff thanked Tasty and was able to explain why he didn't end up having sex that night.

Ok... I'll be hoenst with you... That happened...Only not exactly like that. We were in a club with Jeff Garlin, and he was telling us that story, but it was a comedy club and we were in the audience. However Garlin really couldn't remember Lake Bell's name, and Tasty did remember it for him during a crazy story that included Abrams, Blair and Goldbloom. And for a few seconds, Jeff Garlin was talking directly to Tasty and we felt famous.

And after that experience, Tasty was carrying Jeff Garlin's baby.


Nick said...

Lake Bell was on season one of Boston Legal.

Carl Spackler said...

i'd fuck lake bell. speaking of boston legal, i'm a big fan of that julie bowen girl. is she on the show this season? i didn't see her on the premiere.

Ɯbermilf said...

Yay! Tasty got laid! We can inform the YouTube crowd!

miss kendra said...

i think the name lake bell is dumb, but she's cute.

also i liked that surface show.

TastyMcJ said...

Yeah, I actually remembered her name by visualizing the credits from Boston Legal.

I love that show.

And yeah, I hope Julie Bowen comes back, too.

She is hot.

TastyMcJ said...

and I also followed surface religiously until it got so good NBC had to cancel it.

fucking network fucks.

Nick said...

How about that Boston Legal premier. Good stuff.

Alan Shore give me a manrection.

jamwall said...

That Garlin fucker sure drops a lot of baby batter.

I'd sue for child support if I were you.

Lee Ann said...

Hope you have a super weekend, but you must come visit me at the Castle and watch me dance....I am doing it just for you!
Lee Ann

TastyMcJ said...

Yes, the BL premiere was quite good. B-town and I have recently been watching a lot of shit on-demand on Comcast (sucks my balls) on their Fear NET thing... we just watched this movie "The new kids" with james spader. even though that movie totally sucked, he was still awesome.

Also, Lori Laughlin (Rebecca on Full House) was in it. Jiggs thought she was hotter in 1985. I thought she was hotter as an older chick.

I don't know which one of us is the filthy pervert.

B.E. Earl said...

I'll be hoenst with you as well. I had no idea who Jeff Garlin was, even when I looked at his IMDB page.

Guess I really should be watching that Larry David show, eh?

Oh, and it states that he "lived" with Conan O'Brien once. Mmmm? huuuh?

Kat said...

I think you should post video of the birth for proof.