Thursday, September 06, 2007

This week in spam

I got messages with the following titles within hours in my spam folder:

1. My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth.
2. My new guy's phallus is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
3. My boyfriend's pecker is too big for my mouth.

Each of them had content like: "Girls always giggled at me and even youths did in the urban lavatory!" or "Princesses always giggled at me and even gentlemans did in the federal comfort station!"

Then it seems like the spam author decided to change course with the titles:

1. I just started having sex and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
2. I just started dating a guy I like, but his phallus is on the small side and really doesn't satisfy me.

I heart hilarious spam.

13 comments:

Carl Spackler said...

having a small penis is no laughing matter.

some girls actually like it.

its still possible to pleasure someone even if you only have 4.5 inches.

Scarlet Hip said...

I always giggle when I do it in the federal comfort station.

Poor Carl.

slappy said...

"Doing it in the federal comfort station" needs to be a euphemism.

For what, I don't know.

Tits McGee said...

Awesome.

I'm pretty sure "doing it in the federal confort station" is what got Larry Craig in trouble.

Spinning Girl said...

Oh, you can laugh now, but wait til your penis pops out of my mouth. Who'll be laughing then?!?!?

Spinning Girl said...

Oh sorry, I should only make penis references to Jamwall now, because we are in love.

Jamwall, your penis is too big for my mouth!

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm pointing and giggling and telling all my friends.

jamwall said...

Spinnerooona...The porno musical "Mary Poppinmymouth" has a cute little song which might help us in this situation:

That a...
Spoonful of Crisco helps the massive lumber go down
The Wonga go down-wown
The Rodzilla go down
Just a spoonful of Cheez Whiz helps Russell the love muscle go down
In a most delightful way...

jamwall said...

Julie Andrews sang that. She was a dirty girl.

Tuyet said...

this is a very crazy blog here!

slappy said...

It's only crazy when we discuss genitals.

So really only 90-95% of the time.

Nick said...

Stop being modest, Slappy.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, everything from big hardware to a big bird....