Sunday, September 09, 2007

Sunday night brainstorm

We're in the "selecting a reception site" phase of the wedding plans. This entails sifting through brochures to determine exactly how each hall turns dinner and drinks for 90 people into a $10,000 affair.

A perk that some of the places offer is a free ice sculpture, which is always a tasteful kind of thing. I'm thinking of requesting they do a sculpture of the two of us riding a unicorn. Anyone have some other ideas? With your help, tormenting silly wedding people can become a reality.

15 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

How about the unicorn riding the two of you?

With the right lighting, it could be very tasteful.

jamwall said...

An ice sculpture of me pounding on a cowbell while standing on Slappy and Mrs. Slappy's honeymoon bed just before they are about to consummate their marriage!

Nick said...

I think your ice sculpture should be of Pac Man

Carl Spackler said...

back in my collegiate days my fraternity decided to get an ice sculpture for a formal we had. the only joy we got from that was dropping it out of the hotel window later on in the evening.

slappy said...

Earl: As long as I'm not on the horn.

Jammer: That's an image that will haunt me on the honeymoon.

Nick: When you render Pac Man in 3-D, is he a disk or a sphere?

Carl: A frat ice sculpture that isn't designed solely for drinking vodka out of? I'm surprised you only threw it out of a window.

Ɯbermilf said...

I don't know what Pacman looks like in 3-D, but I know what Ms. Pacman does.

miss kendra said...

i suggest an ice sculpture of a narwhal.

miss kendra said...

it's the unicorn of the sea.

Nick said...

A sphere.

And Narwahls are evil.

jiggs said...

How about a us fighter jet bombing the shit out of an afghani village? alternatively, the two of you doing it on a unicorn that is bombing the shit out of an afghanivillage.

Tits McGee said...

I was thinking something like this. Classy, right?

TastyMcJ said...

moebius strip!

amera hearts said...

you should ask them if fire breathers are okay and that your cousin has only accidently caught the tables on fire once, but that was at your cousin bill's wedding and he was drunk. now he's given up drinking and sticks mainly to heroine. and your comment to carl was exactly what i was thinking!

Nick said...

Tasty is a nerd!!

slappy said...

We did firebreathing at a party once. One of my friends learned how when she was younger and living in Germany. Apparently she made the none-too-common transition from circus sideshow to chemical engineering grad school.