Sunday, September 16, 2007

More like Ryan SUCKFEST!!!

This year's emmys was the biggest circle jerk ever! It's like everybody in television got together, jerked off into a cup and passed that cup around.

Ryan Seacrest's opening to the show did nothing to quell those rumors that he is gay. Way to spot those fashions Seacrest! And then he dressed like he was going to a Renaissance Fair. Seacrest OUT!

I was impressed by the shitty editing on the show, and how they cut to a weird disco ball whenever someone said or did something inappropriate.

The boobies were out during these emmys, and I loved it. It was like an episode of "The Red Show Diaries". And somehow, Brad Garrett still took it too far.

I have never seen an episode of the Sopranos. And there were so many clips of the sopranos during this emmys ceremony, I don't think I ever need to.

I'm sick of the Daily Show winning emmys. That show is played out.

Hollywood has a hard on for Al Gore and his internet tv channel. (Insert joke about him inventing the internet here)

Sally Field is a total Emmy hog. What a crazy bitch! Way to censor her fox!

Is it just me, or is Ugly Betty getting progressively hotter? I would totally bump uglies with her... Get it?

Why do I keep watching this shit? Oh well... I'm off to buy some carbon offsets.


miss kendra said...

the censoring disco ball was terrible. it makes me hate disco all over again.

Scarlet Hip said...

To induce vomiting: watch Ryan Seacrest.

B.E. Earl said...

I wasn't watching the Emmys because football and the Yanks/Sawx were on at the same time.

And because I'm a guy, ya know.

jamwall said...

I prefer to jerk off in a tea cup.

jamwall said...

I'm sorry, that was really disgusting. What I meant to say is that I like to jerk off in a cup of camomile tea.

amera hearts said...

you watched the whole thing?

i was just happy to see the reading rainbow guy get his last 2 seconds of fame!

okay now i feel guilty saying that because he was jordi (sp?) on stg and i loved that show.

Kat said...

"I have never seen an episode of the Sopranos."
Whaaaaat? I don't think we can be friends anymore.

ps...I'm putting my thing to smash in the mail this week. Ya. I almost forgot about it too.