Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday Throwaway!

I'm too busy to put any thought into a blogpost today... But when has that ever stopped me before? I need some aloe because I just burned myself!

Anyway, I was looking through the search terms, and I saw the phrase, "pubic dandruff." This might be the single best search term that we have ever had, and it might even become the inspiration for a new 1919s episode.

In order to honor the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish time of atonement, I went out and rented a Hasidic Rosh Hashanah themed porn entilted, "The Day of Abonement". In case you're wondering, it's got a lot of boning in it.

Do you have a problem with pubic dandruff? Try Head and Nutbags!

12 comments:

Nick said...

Baal Shem-Tov is going to rise from the grave and kill you for mocking his religion.

Carl Spackler said...

The Day of Abonement...thats gold!

Kat said...

So what kind of product would women suffering from vaginal dandruff use?
I'm not sure what the answer is, I just wanted to say vaginal.

jamwall said...

Selsun Blue and jumper cables will clear that right up!

slappy said...

Jammer, that's your solution to everything.

Jiggs's greatest skill is his ability to create porno titles. It is wasted at grad school.

Ɯbermilf said...

Everyone on your YouTube account wants to know:

Why don't you go get laid?

Also, there seems to be some sort of wager. They bet you never get laid.

Spinning Girl said...

Oh.

Scarlet Hip said...

Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish new year. Yom Kippur is the day of atonement. Jesus would have known the difference.

If you need help applying the aloe, I'm here for you.

B.E. Earl said...

Wow. That's shameful...messing up your Jewish holidays like that.

My friend Peter would be upset with you.

Peter is my Jewish friend.

slappy said...

Where was Booty, our Copy Editor For All Things Jewish?

amera hearts said...

oh you had to go there didn't you?!?!?!

this post was full of greatness.

Tits McGee said...

Ms. Hip beat me to correcting you, so I'll just say PUBIC DANDRUFF!