Saturday, September 29, 2007

Bears win, defeat forces of ugly

No one believed Cal could win. Oregon started favored by 4.5, and that line moved to 7 as everybody on the planet was still betting on the Ducks. I still held out some hope for a win at Autzen Stadium, which was boosted when in the pregame both Lou Holtz and Lee Corso picked the Ducks to win big. You can never feel good about your chances when all the professional douchebags are picking your team. Sure enough, Oregon melted late in the game and Cal squeaked out a win despite a bunch of injuries almost reducing us to running the wishbone late in the 4th quarter.

This could be the year...

Seriously, look at that uniform. Steel skid plate patterns on the knees and shoulders?


Booty J Patrol said...

And now those same pundits are saying Cal will be #3 next week... Awesome.

Nick said...

that's the great thing about being a sports writer/announcer. You can make outlandish claims and when they fail to come to pass you can act like they never happened.

Sports Pundits are the new Congress.

Übermilf said...

I want some Cheez Its.

Carl Spackler said...

oregon by far has the WORST uni's ever. whats worse is phil knight (founder of nike and oregon alumni) supplies them with all this shit. you would think they would be able to design something better.

slappy said...

Booty: Take a look at the top 10 right now. Super, super dodgy.

Nick: If I had it to do over I'd be a sportswriter, a weatherman, or an apocalpyse predictor.

Ubie: How about some Cheese Nips?

Carl: I think it's Nike just fucking around, like the harlequin outfits they pawned off on VA Tech and Miami.