Thursday, August 09, 2007

We do not condone "baby juicing"

I finally came out with a new jingle. I know it has been a very long time since the last jingle. I have been in the jingle doldrums, and unsurprisingly, my new jingle came out of a very dark place.

Before you listen to this new jingle, just know that I would never drink the blood of any animal, except for a pig. Remember to turn down your volume before you listen to Baby Juicer.

14 comments:

Tits McGee said...

That is totally going on my iPod.

Spinning Girl said...

I am disturbed, yet strangely thirsty all of a sudden.

miss kendra said...

do different babies taste different you think? because that's going to be a problem for quality control.

slappy said...

What about the brains? Or is there a strainer on the BabyJuicer?

jiggs said...

tits: I should release a jingle cd.

spinner: try some baby juice

miss kendra: it' like good chocolate or good tea. You have to make baby juice from a blend.

slappy: of course! The baby brains get strained off to make baby jello.

brookelina said...

I found this to be extremely offensive.

Now do it again.

Lee Ann said...

I thought the rhythm was kept well by using the hands as instruments!
Well done!

Lee Ann said...

I have been wanting to ask you...do you have your site set to entrap people? It is like a tiny internet prison. Each time I come to your site, I can never leave. Sort of like the Hotel California! I can check in, but I can never leave. I can come to the comments section and back to the main page, but I cannot go anywhere else. I always have to exit out of the web completely!!! Hmmm...very tricky you are.
Also, Your site is the ONLY one I CANNOT access from work. It is blocked by my administrator!
Something funny is going on here....something very funny!

Gia said...

Doesn't RonCo already make a baby juicer? Where can I place my order?

Spinning Girl said...

I just tried to hand-squeeze some baby juice, and I got reported to DCF.

jamwall said...

I like a twist of baby with my martini.

Tumbleweed said...

Boo!!

Friends of McDougal said...

Something's sort of wrong with you.

Nick said...

I agree with F. O. McDougal. And that's scary.