Thursday, August 16, 2007

Pennies from Heaven: The Post Office

I'm one of those people. One of those people that makes life a little worse at the post office, but I don't work there.

I'm the guy at the post office that goes to the stamp machine to buy stamps one at a time. And I pay for each stamp with pennies. Today I bought two stamps and put eighty-two pennies into the machine. By the time I was done, my arm was tired.

Sometimes when I'm putting pennies into the machine, some other loser gets in line behind me and stands there for a few moments watching me trying to gauge how much longer I'll be at the machine. It always gives me a little thrill when they move to the other machine.

It's true. I'm a bad person. Cheers!

11 comments:

slappy said...

The pennies are bad.

The pantslessness is worse.

Nick said...

Stamps cost 42 cents?! That's outrageous. Does the post office know about email? It seems like they would be trying to drive prices down to compete.

Carl Spackler said...

thanks for posting this jiggs. i have old cups and other containers full of pennies. i think i'm going to buy stamps with them now at the post office.

TastyMcJ said...

That'll teach the government to still issue pennies!

TastyMcJ said...

*US MINT SUCKS MY BALLS*

slappy said...

The metal in a penny is worth more than a penny. Which means the government loses money every time it mints one. Douchebags.

Ɯbermilf said...

You just like to buy things you can lick.

miss kendra said...

nick, stamps cost 41 cents.

amera hearts said...

oh damn. that is funny.

why don't you just go to the cashier and give her the money?

ps. pennies suck!

B.E. Earl said...

Penny fucker!

(I don't even know what that means)

Tits McGee said...

Sometimes I think I couldn't possibly love you more. Then you go and post something like this.