Tuesday, August 07, 2007

It's still probably better than BattleField Earth...

We got free movie tickets! I know you're jealous. It's alright. I'm used to it.

Check it out:



Could we possibly be any luckier? How often do you get the chance to sit with a big bucket of popcorn and a 64 oz soda and learn things like, "Why is Man on this planet, and what is his purpose here?"

And the movie has my favorite Hollywood heart throb in it: L. Ron Hubbard! Everyone knows the "L" stands for "Lost in his eyes" because that's what I am whenever ever I have the privilege to gaze upon him.

L. Ron Hubbard makes me hot under the collar, and judging from his neckerchief, L. Ron is probably hot under the collar for me too! Woohoo!

The only thing that worries me is the question on the back of that ticket that says, "what is an auditor?" If the movie is about tax law, I'm going to be really disappointed!

9 comments:

jamwall said...

I dig the fact that L-Ron is dead, yet still gives interviews.

Ɯbermilf said...

I think you should go.

brookelina said...

Don't drink the purple Kool-Aid.

Carl Spackler said...

i just returned from a trip to seattle. did you know its the sister city of San Francisco. its absolutely beautiful. the 3 hour time changed really fucked me up...unless of course it was the 4 days of non-stop drinking.

Spinning Girl said...

Luckeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! This is SO WAY BETTER than the invitation to a Donald Trump book dinner that I got. It was a "gold member" ticket! I didn't even know I HAD a member!!!

miss kendra said...

they play this movie everynight in hollywood.

B.E. Earl said...

I can't wait to hear how he came up with how he came up with Scientology.

"It was easy, really. You see I'm a Science Fiction writer...it all flowed from there." - LRH

B.E. Earl said...

Sometimes I repeat things, sometimes I repeat things.

Lee Ann said...

Welllllll....did you get lost in his eyes?????