Monday, August 20, 2007

I just pooped myself in fear!

Slappy is not going to be here for the next week!

What am I going to do? How am I going to manage the blog? Will even survive? What if I leave the stove on or accidentally slip in the shower? I'm going to be totally screwed because

Slappy won't be here to save me!

Tasty, hold my hand! Booty, stroke my hair and tell me everything is gonna be alright!

Slappy is the witty one, but I must have something going for me. I mean, the blog is named after me. That's gotta count for something in this crazy virtual world...

Oh Sweet Jesus! Somebody get me some new underpants! I'm so screwed!


Carl Spackler said...

its ok jiggs....uncle Carl is here. Regulators...mount up!

Scarlet Hip said...

I'm here! And I brought snacks!

B.E. Earl said...

I'm here, but I think I just pooped myself as well.

Goddamn Monday mornings!

Booty J Patrol said...

I'll leave the gratuitous hair stroking to A-Team, but don't worry Jiggs, everything is gonna be a'right.

Everything is gonna be alright
I can see the future shining bright
Just when things get tight
It's no time to lose heart
Everything is gonna be alright
We can make it through the darkest night
If we're in each other's arms
Everything will be alright

Ooo, maybe that was a little gay.

Ɯbermilf said...

You're right.

You might as well pack it in, you hack.

TastyMcJ said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

I'm not going to hold your hand while you poop yourself.

miss kendra said...

i would offer to help, but i can't even run my own blog.

jamwall said...
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jamwall said...

I got here as quick as I could!!!

Where's the booze and the chicks?

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