Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I have locked myself in the bathroom.

With Slappy gone for the week, I have been having a rough time. And the other jiggscasey.com writers are not giving me the emotional support I needed. For example, Booty won't stroke my hair, and Tasty won't hold my hand while I poop. And don't even ask about them stroking my poop... cuz they won't.

So now I have locked myself in the bathroom hoping that I'll be inspired; inspired to think of something funny. There's gotta be something funny that can happen in the bathroom. And I'm going to stay locked in here until I can think of it.

At least being in the bathroom will make it much more convenient when I poop myself in fear.


Tits McGee said...

C'mon out, baby. I'll make you some pancakes.

Carl Spackler said...

can i join you in the bathroom?

Ɯbermilf said...

I thought your blog always came out of your ass anyways. What's the difference?