Friday, August 03, 2007

I GOT MAJOR DITTOS...

I got major dittos... IN MY PANTS!

Seriously though. I get a chubby every time I think about Rush Limbaugh. Just the idea of popping a handful of vicodin with Rush and then bending him over and making him call me "granny" gets me going.

This reminds me of what I said on Tit's blog:

I think women should be able to breastfeed in public, but at the same time, the babies are quite distracting when I try to ogle the boobies.

I wonder what Rush would look like breastfeeding with those man boobies of his...

Have I mentioned that I am very tired?

Also Miss Kendra is the bomb-diggity! She sent me a card, and it made me feel great!

8 comments:

Lee Ann said...

You are the bomb-diggity Jiggs!
Hope you get some rest and have a great weekend!

Ɯbermilf said...

As long as Rush Limbaugh doesn't breastfeed in public

Tits McGee said...

I'm totally gonna go rub one out now.

B.E. Earl said...

I don't mind the ladies breast-feeding in public.

I just want those selfish babies to let me have a suckle now and again.

Nick said...

You are one fucked up guy, Jiggs Casey.

Panpsychist said...

As I am painfully aware, the purveyors of this blog are beyond help, twisted and years past any conventional (legal) therapy.

So, like me, I knew this bit of sick, vile and amazingly prophetic standup by Bill Hicks would appeal to you and your repressed fetishes.

Yes, it has given me nightmares, because somewhere in the back of the gelatinous blob that was once a brain, I know that every word of it is true.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk

jamwall said...

Rush Limbaugh was oogling my manpri pants.

Spinning Girl said...

I adopted a ditto, but it died.