Friday, August 17, 2007

Creepy Things I Have Said

Today in a conversation I said:

I don't want to be whipped by your dirty beard hair.

Which, by the way, is a sentence that before now has not existed on the internetz.

Cheers.

6 comments:

miss kendra said...

how about clean beard hair?

slappy said...

How about nuzzled by coarse arm hair?

Spinning Girl said...

funny, a google search on that exact phrase brought me here.

Lee Ann said...

I am going to start using that phrase!

amera hearts said...

ew, who's dirty beard hair might have whipped you?

and i had my ass slapped HARD no less that 10 times in the last 48 hours. i know have a perma bruise!

jamwall said...

My dirty beard hair was stolen from poor starving villagers and then superglued to my face.