Friday, August 17, 2007

Creepy Things I Have Said

Today in a conversation I said:

I don't want to be whipped by your dirty beard hair.

Which, by the way, is a sentence that before now has not existed on the internetz.



miss kendra said...

how about clean beard hair?

slappy said...

How about nuzzled by coarse arm hair?

Spinning Girl said...

funny, a google search on that exact phrase brought me here.

Lee Ann said...

I am going to start using that phrase!

amera hearts said...

ew, who's dirty beard hair might have whipped you?

and i had my ass slapped HARD no less that 10 times in the last 48 hours. i know have a perma bruise!

jamwall said...

My dirty beard hair was stolen from poor starving villagers and then superglued to my face.