Monday, August 27, 2007

Alberto, we hardly got an answer out of ye

Alberto Gonzalez resigned today. When asked the reason, he repeated "I don't know, I don't recall, I don't know" for five straight minutes. At least he didn't say he wanted to spend time with his family.

Gonzalez will be remembered as the first Latino Attorney General. He will also be remembered as the first Incompetent Douchebag Attorney General.

The solicitor general Paul Clement will serve as acting Attorney General until the Bush administration can find a suitable replacement. My money is on Harriet Myers.


Ɯbermilf said...

Too late to be known as George the First
He'll have to be known as George the Worst

jamwall said...

My money is on Michael Chertoff's gut. Not the full Chertoff, just the gut Chertoff.

Lee Ann said...

I was going to say something, but I don't recall, I don't remember, no I don't know.
Maybe I will think of it while I am asleep...

slappy said...

Ubie: Woo.

Jammer: That way the rest of him can still be at Homeland Security.

Lee Ann: The thought of you dreaming about us makes me feel tingly.

Nick said...

Fuck this.