Thursday, July 12, 2007

To hell with science...

I'm going to become a weatherman. Not a meteorologist, I'd rather be old school.

I figure if I can't get the dream job of weatherman on Maui, where everyday I'd have to wake up and repeat "High in the mid-80s, low in the mid-70s, winds 10-25 mph from the NE, chance of showers on the windward and mauka (upland) side," and then hit the beach, then I'll work in Boston. Every day this week they forecast has been off by about 10 degrees, and it's only rained when they said it wouldn't. Shit, I can do that.

4 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

South Florida in the summer wouldn't be too difficult either.

"High in the low 90's today with an good chance of a late afternoon shower or thunderstorm. Clearing tonight before starting all over again tomorrow fucking morning!"

jamwall said...

you stay classy san diego!

SignGurl said...

Good plan!

amera hearts said...

for some reason i picture you more like the nicholas cage type of weatherman where people throw rotten food at you.....

ps. LOVED jamwall's comment!