Monday, July 09, 2007

I have a mancrush on Bear Grylls

I just started watching the show Man vs Wild in which this dude Bear Grylls gets dropped off into environments so bad you poop yourself just thinking about them. And then Bear shows you how to survive and make your way out.

The survival stuff is awesome, but what really makes the show is watching what he is forced to eat. In this clip (at around 7:38) , it shows him eating a live snake. First he bites the head off and then he swallows the rest whole. And then, as the tail slithers down his throat, he tosses the little snake head away with disdain.

Seriously, this guy is totally fucking awesome. He's so much more manly than me. And while I'm not gay, every time I watch an episode, I kind of want to have sex with him.

Maybe I shouldn't have added that last bit.

14 comments:

slappy said...

I liked the episode where his snare trap didn't work, so when he got hungry he just killed and ate the cameraman.

Nick said...

Bear is like the John McClane of the wilderness.

B.E. Earl said...

Bear is the hotness.

Urm, did I just say that?

miss kendra said...

i am not terribly familiar with bear, but now that i'm joining a nunnery i'm sure i'll have time to catch up.

amera hearts said...

this show is awesome. i wish i could watch it! not only is bear amazing, but he's british!

i love how to tries to tame a wild horse!

i watched a clip from the same person titled man vs. zebra. he just freaking knaws on the zebra meat raw. wtf?!?!!?

thanks jiggsy!

Ɯbermilf said...

you're always inserting bits where you shouldn't.

jamwall said...

Just a little tiny snake!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I was in a similar situation in a strange neighborhood. After an exhaustive and brutal search for food, I was able to capture some beef which, ironically, had been recently killed and refrigerated!

There was also large bottles of Mountain Dew that had been growing on these wierd looking trees which had branches that resembled shelves!

Carl Spackler said...

i think i want to have sex with you.

Tits McGee said...

I think I want to watch you have sex with him.

Tits McGee said...

Bear, not Carl.

No offense, Carl.

Spinning Girl said...

Just his name makes me feel all quivery inside.

Nick said...

I think he should end every show with "I survuved... but just bearly."

Nick said...

Except he would say survived and not survuved.

TastyMcJ said...

They should make a sequel to you got served called you got survuved