Tasty went to Hungary for a vacation. He came back with a 10 pound bag of paprika. And about six weeks after his return, we got a postcard from hungary. Enjoy:
My favorite part of the postcard is the address which says "USA! USA! USA!" because there is that little spot that he messed up the word "USA!". He was drunk for 92% of the time on his trip.
Jiggs: I'd be a bit worried. Tasty is a chemical engineer. He may have discovered a new synthesis route for meth that uses paprika as a starting reagent.
There was a lot of pálinka (which is fruit brandy... the real stuff is more or less moonshine)..
I also had some walnut liqueur..
and this stuff called unicum, which is a hungarian apertif/disgetif that kinda tastes like pine sol. They have a newer flavor (unicum next) that tastes more like a mix of goldschlager and jaegermeister, which I highly prefered (even if it's marketed towards the ladies).
Tasty, what the hell were you doing in Hungary [apart from getting pissed*]?
_______ * 'Pissed' as in drunk. I am only explaining this because I know you Americans speak what I would call a bastardisation of the English language. 'Pissed' does not mean 'angry'. 'Pissed off' means 'angry'.
--- have I made a lot of enemies now? What the hell do I know about the English language, I hear you say -- I am but a silly Denmarkian!
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LOL LOL LOL! I agree, Jiggsy! That's my fave part too :-D
What do they drink in Hungary?
Everything.
Heyo!
Take that, Hungary!
Jiggs: I'd be a bit worried. Tasty is a chemical engineer. He may have discovered a new synthesis route for meth that uses paprika as a starting reagent.
There was a lot of wine (bor)..
There was a lot of beer (sör)..
There was a lot of pálinka (which is fruit brandy... the real stuff is more or less moonshine)..
I also had some walnut liqueur..
and this stuff called unicum, which is a hungarian apertif/disgetif that kinda tastes like pine sol. They have a newer flavor (unicum next) that tastes more like a mix of goldschlager and jaegermeister, which I highly prefered (even if it's marketed towards the ladies).
i want to have something rock my balls.
Unicum?
That sounds drrrty!
Marketed towards the ladies, indeed.
Tasty, what the hell were you doing in Hungary [apart from getting pissed*]?
_______
* 'Pissed' as in drunk. I am only explaining this because I know you Americans speak what I would call a bastardisation of the English language. 'Pissed' does not mean 'angry'. 'Pissed off' means 'angry'.
--- have I made a lot of enemies now? What the hell do I know about the English language, I hear you say -- I am but a silly Denmarkian!
It looks like he signed his named "Tarty".
I was visiting some distant relatives i'd never met before.
thats a great post card.
you have wonderful friends.
My balls have officially been rocked.
I'm pretty sure I want to make out with Tasty now.
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