Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Gordon Lightfoot is a perv!

It's that time of the month again for me to mine the search terms for cheap hahas. Enjoy!
  1. wreck of edmund fitzgerald stripper songs: I always get a little chubby when I think about freighter tragedies.
  2. tight shorts: We gotta do whatever we can to enhance the package.
  3. corn as a dildo, corn dildo: We have some perverted Iowan housewives that are avid blog readers. Talk about creamed corn!
  4. Middle aged Mexican Women, middle aged women photos, middle aged women in lingeries: I think this one is self-explanatory.... We heart milfs.
  5. nudist OR nudists OR nudism OR naturist OR natu...: readers are deviant OR deviants OR disgusting OR degenerate OR dege...


B.E. Earl said...

Yum...Nude middle aged Mexican women using corn dildos make my shorts tight.

Don't know where the Edmund Fitzgerald fits in.

jamwall said...

I have evidence that "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is a perverted song. Here's an excerpt:

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Hoochie Gumee
The putang, it is said, never gives up her dead cuz I gots me a paper stack.
When the skies of November turn gloomy on yo ass.

With a load of iron ore - 26,000 tons more
Than his "Edmund Fitzgerald" weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early mutherfuckers.

Hoochie Gumee, his "Edmund Fitzgerald", the putang never gives up her dead, bone to be chewed.

Lightfoot is cited as the inspiration for "2 Live Crew: As Nasty as They Wanna B."

slappy said...

Internet searchers must be horribly disappointed with this blog.

As opposed to our readers, who are just mildly disappointed with us.

And our parents, who are just glad we've moved out.

Nick said...

The last search phrase that led to my blog was "cow shaped house", put that in your corn infested vagina and smoke it.

Lee Ann said...

OH...freighter tragedies!
I can see why!?!

Milfs rock don't they.

Hey Jiggsy!

Tits McGee said...

I had something to say, but I'm too busy laughing at Nick's comment, now.