Friday, June 29, 2007

Screw you, Massachusetts!

I got a bill from the Mass. D.O.R.* for my 2007 taxes. It seems by some error (I probably forgot to carry the one), I underpaid by $3. So they want me to pay them $3, plus 8 cents interest, plus 7 cents in penalties.

Are you kidding me? I'd wager it will cost the state more than $3.15 to send out the notice to me and process my check. They should have just called me up and ordered me to set $3 on fire.

The only good thing is that they gave me several options to pay: check, money order, online debit, or a sock filled with 315 pennies.

* D.O.R. stands for Suck My Balls**.

** Or the Department of Revenue. Either way.


B.E. Earl said...

*** or Drop On Request.

So sad when "An Officer and a Gentleman" forces its way into my life like that.

miss kendra said...


that's just sad.

Ɯbermilf said...

Scofflaws like you make me sick.

Carl Spackler said...

you had me at suck my balls.

jamwall said...

Even though I'm a Minnesotan, I'll be in Boston in August and will make sure to scream "suck my balls DOR" as i walk past the building.

Spinning Girl said...

I vote that you send them $.01 too much, so that they have to reimburse you.

slappy said...

Earl: Don't feel bad, it's just because YOU GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO!

Kendra: It is sad.

Ubie: I make me sick too.

Carl: That was the original phrasing in the script for Jerry Maguire.

Jammer: That should be added to the Freedom Trail tour.

Spinner: They'd probably charge me a $0.03 fine.