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No, for this mission, I needed two female sidekicks and I found them in Miss Kendra and A-Team.
LOCATION: Hollywood, California
MISSION: Senator Feinstein is deep into military secrets. She has been selling information about our new fusion bomb to North Korea and receiving payments strictly in kimchi. As everyone knows, Feinstein has a penchant for Hollywood hookers and can often be seen cruising down Hollywood Boulevard searching for pootytang. The mission is to assume the role of Pimp Jiggy and pimp out my deadly hos to Feinstein.
Of course, A-Team and Miss Kendra will assume the ho identities Vinyl Vixen and Ms. Kitty, respectively. Each of them will be armed with the deadly neuro-toxin K3n-E-G33 and are under orders to take Feinstein out and end the evil kimchi shipments.
As usual, the best part about any undercover mission is the costuming. And as you can tell from our sexy costumes, The Vinyl Vixen, Pimp Jiggy and Ms Kitty are ready for action! Talk about MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
16 comments:
Jiggs, I think your intense gaze just sexually assaulted me via the internet.
I am scared. and scarred.
Tasty, stop looking at Jiggs. Look at the pretty ladies. Hello, pretty ladies.
I am so incredibly jealous.
can you add hilary clinton and nancy pelosi to your hit list?
my secret identity is so hot.
a team's is hotter.
pimp jiggy is the best pimp though, you guys. seriously. he bought me ribs!
I thought feinstein was selling secrets to North Dakota.
That would be much much worse in my view. North Dakotans can't handle fusion, either the kind that explodes or even jazz fusion.
tasty: you're welcome
slappy: hands off my hos!
uebermilf: as you should be. we're crimefighters.
carl: if they start trading in government secrets in exchange for a well-seasoned garnish, then they are dead meat.
miss kendra: I only buy ribs for my best hos.
jamwall: remind me not to tour my jazz fusion band through Fargo.
Oh ow! You look hot, Jiggsy!!! ;-)
The ladies are also hot.
But I didn't feel sexually assaulted, as much as just sexually aroused.
my word verification is
qbooobqt
boooooooooobs!!!!!1
you guys are out of control.
and i love it!!!
Jiggsy you are really pimpin there!
The modern mod squad...awesome!
Do you wear tights? And a cape? And a codpiece? Well do you? Cause that would be....lovely.
ahem
Jiggs wearing a codpiece? I am sure he's got balls of steel!! :-D
side boob
That is totally one of my hottest fantasies come to life.
I need some "alone time" now.
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