Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Damn these wasted parking passes!

City of Berkeley: How you mock me with your expiration dates! When I bought ten one-day parking passes, how was I to know that I only would need seven of them? You played me for a fool and screwed me out of six dollars, you transportation department pricks!

Or should I be mad at myself? The parking passes were for my friends, not for me. If I had more parking passes than friends needing them, does that not imply that I don't have enough friends?

Are my misanthropic ways finally catching up with me? Does my preference for sitting by myself and eating cheetos limit the number of parking passes that I need? Do all my friends know that I secretly hate them with the fiery passion of a thousand suns?

City of Berkeley: You have played a cruel trick on me... A cruel trick indeed!

8 comments:

slappy said...

Yes Jiggs, we know you hate us. You don't keep much of a secret of it. Your last Christmas card was addressed to "Douchebags whom I secretly hate"

brookelina said...

I got some friends in Jersey who can take care of this for you.

Ɯbermilf said...

I hope you're saving a parking pass for me.

Carl Spackler said...

i say we get the Blog Affiliates of Justice together and burn the city of Berkely down!

amera hearts said...

i could have used a parking pass yesterday in slc. i got a ticket for nothaving a certain permit andi was only there for 7 minutes. bastards!

i might be in berkely in july. save a pass for me!

miss kendra said...

i just need to visit more.

jamwall said...

BAAAHHHH!!! parking passes!!!!!

AARGETGDZZ!!!!!!

Lee Ann said...

I am still your friend Jiggsy!