"Okay, raise your hand if you fantasized about Ru Paul before you figured out she was a dude."
"Show of hands: how many of you are wearing frilly panties right now?"
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Campaign 2008: Promise
New campaign promise: Should I ever get the invitation, I will never raise my hand in a presidential debate. In part because I feel a debate should be about the exchange of ideas, not soundbites, and in part because it would open me up to such childish mockery.
"Okay, raise your hand if you fantasized about Ru Paul before you figured out she was a dude."
"Show of hands: how many of you are wearing frilly panties right now?"
"Okay, raise your hand if you fantasized about Ru Paul before you figured out she was a dude.""Show of hands: how many of you are wearing frilly panties right now?"
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I think you should raise your hand for EVERYTHING -- with your middle finger extended.
i have a crush on Elisabeth Hasselbeck of the View. is that wrong? for some reason i think she would be freaky in bed. thoughts?
that's not what they asked them???
ARE YOU SURE???
"..rias eyour hand if you're still fantasizing about ru paul..."
and i obviously suck at typing today. sorry!
Are you kidding, Carl? I'd bet big bucks that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a total pillow queen. Plus she's be all elbows and knees. Gross.
Also, show of hands questions in presidential debates are fucking retarded.
Ubie: That's a good idea. I can also use it for any question where my answer is 1 or 2.
Carl: Is my crush on Maggie Gylenhall wrong even though 1) I can't spell her name and 2) she's not really my type? I still don't know why I think she's so damned hot. I don't get me.
Kendra: I didn't watch the debates, so I'm not sure. Might have been the real question - especially the frilly panties one.
Amera: Your love for Ru Paul probably was throwing off your typing.
Tits: Pillow queen is a new term for me. I just googled it. I like it.
how'd you know about the frilly panties?
tits,
please elaborate on your comments. what do you mean by pillow queen and elbows and knees?
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