Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Campaign 2008: Promise

New campaign promise: Should I ever get the invitation, I will never raise my hand in a presidential debate. In part because I feel a debate should be about the exchange of ideas, not soundbites, and in part because it would open me up to such childish mockery.

"Okay, raise your hand if you fantasized about Ru Paul before you figured out she was a dude."

"Show of hands: how many of you are wearing frilly panties right now?"


Ɯbermilf said...

I think you should raise your hand for EVERYTHING -- with your middle finger extended.

Carl Spackler said...

i have a crush on Elisabeth Hasselbeck of the View. is that wrong? for some reason i think she would be freaky in bed. thoughts?

miss kendra said...

that's not what they asked them???


amera hearts said...

"..rias eyour hand if you're still fantasizing about ru paul..."

amera hearts said...

and i obviously suck at typing today. sorry!

Tits McGee said...

Are you kidding, Carl? I'd bet big bucks that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a total pillow queen. Plus she's be all elbows and knees. Gross.

Also, show of hands questions in presidential debates are fucking retarded.

slappy said...

Ubie: That's a good idea. I can also use it for any question where my answer is 1 or 2.

Carl: Is my crush on Maggie Gylenhall wrong even though 1) I can't spell her name and 2) she's not really my type? I still don't know why I think she's so damned hot. I don't get me.

Kendra: I didn't watch the debates, so I'm not sure. Might have been the real question - especially the frilly panties one.

Amera: Your love for Ru Paul probably was throwing off your typing.

Tits: Pillow queen is a new term for me. I just googled it. I like it.

jamwall said...

how'd you know about the frilly panties?

Carl Spackler said...


please elaborate on your comments. what do you mean by pillow queen and elbows and knees?