Friday, June 08, 2007

Bush extended Hilton's prison term...

Bush extended Hilton's prison term, and his approval rating went up by 23 points.

If there's one thing all Americans can agree on, it's that Paris Hilton should still be in the pokey. Everybody is sick of the way the rich and famous get out of every legal scrape and/or murder, and they're justifiably taking it out on Paris while OJ looks for the real killer.

And also I think dudes like the idea of Paris being in jail because they associate women's prisons with hot lesbian prison sex. I mean... Other guys do that... I don't do that myself...

I am not a perv!

8 comments:

slappy said...

Paris Hilton is a skinny Gelfling child. Blech.

Now, if Kirsten Dunst, Alyson Hannigan, and Lindsay Lohan (or the Lindsay Lohan that existed before she became the next Tara Reid) went to prison, I could support the hot lesbian prison sex fantasy.

Carl Spackler said...

you find alyson hannigan attractive? dont' get me wrong, she's improved dramatically from her American Pie days but not enough to be considered a sexy symbol.

get your balls checked.

slappy said...

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a funny girl with nice eyes.

I checked my balls. They're fine. Actually, they're fantastic.

amera hearts said...

i think it's so sad how people are obsessing about this. geez. yeah it sucks because anyone else in that situation would get ass raped, but lets drop it. paris is a skany.

i agree with slappy and carl don't be mean! if alyson hanniga went to prison, i would so buy the sex tape!

Ɯbermilf said...

Gelfling! The Dark Crystal!

Also, poor people get arrested for the strangest things.

Kat said...

ahem.

perv.

Tits McGee said...

I heart pervs.

jamwall said...

I wouldn't kick Alyson Hannigan out of bed that's for damn sure.