Saturday, May 19, 2007

Why are there so many hot chicks at Fry's?

Howdy folks. Long time no see. I figure since the boys are busy this weekend, I had better help pick up the slack if I want a piece of the oh so yummy sell out cash. In case you were wondering, I've been really busy at the new job, so I haven't had any time to blog.

Today I am taking a day off, however, because I have to fix a broken server here at the Jiggs Casey Media Empire Silicon Valley branch office.

Part of the fixing required getting a new hard disk at Fry's Electronics. In case you aren't familiar with Fry's, it is basically a one-stop shop for geeks. It has your standard fare of computer parts and accessories and whole bunch of electronics parts too like capacitors and soldering irons and such. But then they take it a step further. They also have TV's, stereos, a plethora of dvd's and video games, and geek toys like the Robosapien. To make it a true one-stop place, near the checkout stand they also have candy, chocolate, microwaveable dinners and electric razors (for those rare personal grooming needs).

So anyway, I was in Fry's getting my hard drive, and I noticed something. There are two types of people who work at Fry's. One if the out of work engineer. They are usually Indian folks who came over in the late 90's during the .com boom, and can no longer find work.

The other type is the super hot petite girl. It seems that about 1/2 the employees at Fry's are these beautiful girls, all under 5'4". This can potentially be explained away by the fact that the Fry's management has done their homework, and they know that a geek boy will pretty much do anything a hot girl tells them to do, which includes buying overpriced and unnecessary electronics.

But here is the real question: What about the hot customers? It never fails that I see at least three gorgeous girls every time I go to Fry's. Why are they there? What are they doing? They never seem to be buying anything -- just browsing. Some of them come with the geek guys, presumably internet millionaires of some sort.

But why are the other ones there? Are the looking for a man? I know some of our readers are girls -- perhaps they can answer this question.

8 comments:

amera hearts said...

i have never heard of fry's. you blogged about it, another friend also blogged about it.

what's up with that?

is it really so cool?

jamwall said...
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jamwall said...

let's try this again, except with more coherent spelling:

hypothetical line from a hypothetical "fry's" girl based on the strength of this post:

"hi mr. booty, my name is jessica, i'm 5' 4", i have perky tits and a great ass, i like to dress like a naughty little schoolgirl, and i love giving blow jobs. would you like to buy 55 A/V surge protectors for five easy payments of $225.00?

great! will that be cash or credit?"

Booty J Patrol said...

Amera: It isn't that cool, but they are all really big warehouses, so if you need a part right now, it is a better bet than most stores.

Jamwall: Credit.

Carl Spackler said...

its a shame there isn't a Fry's on the east coast or i would be all up in that motha'...for the girls of course.

Carl Spackler said...

ps- its nice to have you back booty.

amera hearts said...

carl relly needs booty right now!

slappy said...

Thanks for holding down the fort.

They must be hunting for internet millionaires.